Why You Shouldn't Read

1. Reading is boring. Why travel the world in your mind when you can watch it all on TV?
2. Reading is bad for your health. You might get back ache or something from sitting down so long. Nothing relaxing about that, is there?
3. Reading makes you boring. How can you learn anything from reading words? Yawn.
   
4. Reading is expensive. Wouldn't you rather buy a coffee or something?
5. Books give you unrealistic expectations. It's much better to suck it up and face reality.
   
6. Reading is unsociable. I mean, what are you going to talk about once you've finished the book?
   
7. Reading doesn't make you attractive AT ALL.
   
8. Nobody likes a smartass. Who needs long, fancy words anyway?
   
9. Who needs an improved imagination anyway?
   
10. Reading makes you smarter? Pffft, I'll believe that when I see it. I can't think of any smart people who read...